[Contest] PIMD Haikus

[Oasis]

PIMD wa seikö to shïte gomidesu
Matawa burakkuhöru no yö ni anata o suudeshou
Anata ga dekiru ma hashiru

Katta no?

Haikus must be in English, aligning with the Forums Code of Conduct. That also has way too many Japanese syllables to be a haiku.

Welcome to the crazy game called PIMD
Where your opinions aren't taken into account
And the hunts are always endless

This isn't a haiku.

 

[Oasis]

Prize Pot Update

Currently, the following items are in the prize pot:

• 1× Bro Code Party Amp
• 1× 1mcs Playerade
• 1× 500kcs Basketball Team Cookies
• 1× 400kcs Flowering Paper
• 1× 250kcs Easter Tulips
• 1× 250kcs Referee Water Bottle
• 1× 250kcs Shot Spinner
• 1× 250kcs Sweet and Sour Sunglasses

Special Thanks

@RawringHotCoffee | Anonymous Donors

 

[Nini]

Anyway, here is a haiku about my luck with opening boxes:

I open the box
It reveals zodiac shards
Why why why why why

Does RP promise
a resolute hope to those
who could not get laid?

These are hilarious :lol:

 

[Epistemologia]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator

- rolf something

Refrigerator :lol:.

 

[Wesday]

Reflections after 3 weeks of playing Pimd

Playing for a month, starting to figure it out... trade me for chibis?

Updating my dorm, spent my paycheck on bentos... I'll eat next month

Collecting all shards-how do I get your avi? Guess I'll spin again...

Hey sxcguy, i'm not into s&m - stop pming me! (Pronounced sexy guy to maintain syllable count)

This game frustrates me, yet I cannot stay away. Guess I'll try rp

This isn't a haiku.

Each tiny paragraph is a haiku. They separated the lines by comma for some reason

 

[Kpopple]

Spent 15 ecs
On a good box.What I got?
Nothing...well damn it

 

[Lunita]

Forums is a place
Where people throw shade in vain
Oh I want popcorn!

?

 

[FolkPunkFreak]

Fifty extra creds
Landing on it is a myth
Cash is all I get
???

 

[Lavender_tea]

Go to pub as noob
Come out a different person
Now I pray to Ape

 

[renamed57084]

It was 5 haikus... each reflection followed the 5-7-5 format. If one of them is good enough to win, that'd be sweet. But otherwise, my goal was simply to entertain.

Peace, love, and lollipops,
- cagi

Reflections after 3 weeks of playing Pimd

Playing for a month, starting to figure it out... trade me for chibis?

Updating my dorm, spent my paycheck on bentos... I'll eat next month

Collecting all shards-how do I get your avi? Guess I'll spin again...

Hey sxcguy, i'm not into s&m - stop pming me! (Pronounced sexy guy to maintain syllable count)

This game frustrates me, yet I cannot stay away. Guess I'll try rp

This isn't a haiku.

Meandering thoughts For
SFW Choas ATA God's
Choose Peace Pass for those
With A Weak Spine....

And neither is this...

 

[QueenSassyBae]

My friend suddenly asks me what I’m playing
I tell her it’s a game where you party?
Then she laughs and says honey you don’t party
——————-
Everyone’s alseep at the house the lights are off and mines up
I look out and the moons out
I look down and here I am waiting for cat cafe to start
———————-
The timers ticking and my health bar is up
They wonder what it’s all about
I tell them get ready flash about to start

 

[Oasis]

It was 5 haikus... each reflection followed the 5-7-5 format. If one of them is good enough to win, that'd be sweet. But otherwise, my goal was simply to entertain.

Peace, love, and lollipops,
- cagi

Ah, I see.

I'm only accepting one entry per person, so I'll take your 1st haiku as the entry.

My friend suddenly asks me what I’m playing
I tell her it’s a game where you party?
Then she laughs and says honey you don’t party
——————-
Everyone’s alseep at the house the lights are off and mines up
I look out and the moons out
I look down and here I am waiting for cat cafe to start
———————-
The timers ticking and my health bar is up
They wonder what it’s all about
I tell them get ready flash about to start

None of these poems are haikus, and you may only enter one haiku for the contest.

 

[Oasis]

Prize Pot Update

Currently, the following items are in the prize pot:

• 1× Bro Code Party Amp
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Wallpaper
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Floor
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Display Shelves
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Tea Tray
• 1× 1mcs Playerade
• 1× 500kcs Basketball Team Cookies
• 1× 400kcs Flowering Paper
• 1× 250kcs Easter Tulips
• 1× 250kcs Fabric Lei
• 1× 250kcs Referee Water Bottle
• 1× 250kcs Shot Spinner
• 1× 250kcs Sweet and Sour Sunglasses
• 155× Bolts (Non-Starter)
• 75× Nuts (Non-Starter)
• 590× Washers (Non-Starter)
• 8× Countdown Boxes

Special Thanks

@-iAMgRooT | @RawringHotCoffee | Anonymous Donors

 

[TheCatLady]

PIMD wa seikö to shïte gomidesu
Matawa burakkuhöru no yö ni anata o suudeshou
Anata ga dekiru ma hashiru

Katta no?

Haikus must be in English, aligning with the Forums Code of Conduct. That also has way too many Japanese syllables to be a haiku.

Welcome to the crazy game called PIMD
Where your opinions aren't taken into account
And the hunts are always endless

This isn't a haiku.

The irony in "haikus must be in english"...

 

[QueenSassyBae]

Damp good afternoon
before exiting i play
betrayed by the pimd

 

[_-Dani-_]

Want to be my tut?
My tutors are inactive,
Yet so expensive

 

[Play-Darky]

Spent so many hours...
Hiring tuts, hitting parties...
Lurking at the pub...


oml this is harder than I thought

 

[-_-Leja-_-]

Glooming easterly,
A royal, boring hunt play
Before the rp

 

[Oasis]

PIMD wa seikö to shïte gomidesu
Matawa burakkuhöru no yö ni anata o suudeshou
Anata ga dekiru ma hashiru

Katta no?

Haikus must be in English, aligning with the Forums Code of Conduct. That also has way too many Japanese syllables to be a haiku.

The irony in "haikus must be in english"...

Just following ATA's rules. ?‍ But like I said, what you wrote isn't even a haiku. Way too many syllables.

 

[-OHANA_Ney-]

Party with the Apes
Meet strangers and follow them
Rp as reward