[Contest] PIMD Haikus

[Kaho]

I see hills of cats
Stripping my cute ass kini
My wife is EC's

 

[Oasis]

Prize Pot Update

Currently, the following items are in the prize pot:

• 1× Bro Code Party Amp
• 1× Otaku Party Amp
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Wallpaper
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Floor
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Display Shelves
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Tea Tray
• 1× 1mcs Playerade
• 1× 500kcs Basketball Team Cookies
• 1× 400kcs Flowering Paper
• 1× 250kcs Easter Tulips
• 1× 250kcs Fabric Lei
• 1× 250kcs Referee Water Bottle
• 1× 250kcs Shot Spinner
• 1× 250kcs Sweet and Sour Sunglasses
• 155× Bolts (Non-Starter)
• 75× Nuts (Non-Starter)
• 590× Washers (Non-Starter)
• 8× Countdown Boxes

Special Thanks

@-iAMgRooT | @RawringHotCoffee | Anonymous Donors

 

[-OHANA_Ney-]

Got lots of tokens
I spin and hoped for some cats
It went all to cash

 

[m00lissa]

I dislike farmers
Please do not farm me I’m poor
Oh dear god please stop

???

 

[m00lissa]

I love playing this
Because I have no real life
Here I could be cool

 

[Oasis]

^ Please only submit one haiku.

 

[big-feet-energy]

In pub, every day
Green, pink, blurple, I do say!
Why's my name plain gray?

 

[RevolutionaryWolf]

Black for the people
Red is the authority
Green is for blindness

///

Counting syllables
By tapping on the table
As I think of Pimd

///

RP with me now
Wait, what is this new message
You have been silenced

(just for fun, no need to count my stuff)

 

[ta_co]

family grieving
I text group: “RP Grandma”
thanks, autocorrect

 

[Judgy]

Rest in peace to me
I love the new hunt furni
Bentos for RP

(Because we broke out here)
And y'all price furni hella high

 

[Judgy]

Rest in peace to me
I love the new hunt furni
Bentos for RP

(Because we broke out here)
And y'all price furni hella high

 

[dangerhighvoltage]

no money in my pocket
dorms, unlocked
or is there, a secret?

 

[Oasis]

▪bump▪

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Error 404:
Your haiku could not be found.
Try again later.

?

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Bump

 

[Oasis]

Prize Pot Update

Currently, the following items are in the prize pot:

• 1× Bro Code Party Amp
• 1× Otaku Party Amp
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Wallpaper
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Floor
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Display Shelves
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Tea Tray
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Wreath
• 1× 1mcs Playerade
• 1× 500kcs Basketball Team Cookies
• 1× 400kcs Flowering Paper
• 1× 250kcs Easter Tulips
• 1× 250kcs Fabric Lei
• 1× 250kcs Referee Water Bottle
• 1× 250kcs Shot Spinner
• 1× 250kcs Sweet and Sour Sunglasses
• 155× Bolts (Non-Starter)
• 75× Nuts (Non-Starter)
• 590× Washers (Non-Starter)
• 8× Countdown Boxes

Special Thanks

@-iAMgRooT | @RawringHotCoffee | Anonymous Donors

 

[ALittleBirdie]

Nony and Potties,
It’s the best ship in the world!
Do not deny it. 

 

[Anonymous]

im not biased but these ones are best

Forums is a place
Where people throw shade in vain
Oh I want popcorn!

?

Reflections after 3 weeks of playing Pimd

Playing for a month, starting to figure it out... trade me for chibis?

Updating my dorm, spent my paycheck on bentos... I'll eat next month

Collecting all shards-how do I get your avi? Guess I'll spin again...

Hey sxcguy, i'm not into s&m - stop pming me! (Pronounced sexy guy to maintain syllable count)

This game frustrates me, yet I cannot stay away. Guess I'll try rp

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator

- rolf something

this one gets brownie points cuz it’s about me potties ?

Nony and Potties,
It’s the best ship in the world!
Do not deny it. 

 

[Pinkiepie2010]

Party day and night
To get the prizes for show
So showcase can glow

 

[Oasis]

Prize Pot Update

Currently, the following items are in the prize pot:

• 1× Bro Code Party Amp
• 1× Otaku Party Amp
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Wallpaper
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Floor
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Display Shelves
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Tea Tray
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Wreath
• 1× "Buns and Roses" Floor Plant
• 1× Holo-Crystal Lamp
• 1× 3mcs Lip Smacking Smoothie
• 1× 1mcs Playerade
• 1× 500kcs Basketball Team Cookies
• 1× 400kcs Flowering Paper
• 1× 250kcs Easter Tulips
• 1× 250kcs Fabric Lei
• 1× 250kcs Referee Water Bottle
• 1× 250kcs Shot Spinner
• 1× 250kcs Sweet and Sour Sunglasses
• 155× Bolts (Non-Starter)
• 75× Nuts (Non-Starter)
• 590× Washers (Non-Starter)
• 8× Countdown Boxes

Special Thanks

@iLacyThotWantsToSpankYou | @-iAMgRooT
@RawringHotCoffee | Anonymous Donors