Cheesy Pick Up Lines?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rainbow123123, Mar 29, 2014.

  1. do you know CPR? because you take my breath away
     
  2. Are you from japan? Cuz i wanna be in japanties.
     
  3. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
    Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
     
  4. ANNNND
    Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
     
  5. I LOST MY NUMBER!!!
    Can I have yours....
     
  6. U something wrong with your left eye cause u been looking right all day 
     
  7. Do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you know how to raise a cock
     
  8. I'm no weatherman, but you can expect 7 inches tonight 

     ok bye now
     
  9. why buy a bra when i'd gladly hold your boobs up for free? :|
     
  10. Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten i see.
     
  11. I've had a few, wanna fuck?
     
  12. Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a girl I know from there.
    ^Say that to a guy. An insult disguised as a pick-up line.
     
  13. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?