Cheesy Pick Up Lines?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rainbow123123, Mar 29, 2014.

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  1. ? all funny 
     
    #21 Zaddy, Apr 7, 2014
  2. Hella late bump scud
     
    #22 *-_A_-Jax (01), Apr 7, 2014
  3. I'm front Tennessee. ? my accent isn't very heavy. ? rewd.
     
    #23 Sassafras, Apr 7, 2014
  4. Are you garbage? Cause i wanna take you out ?
     
    #24 lilRAWR, Apr 7, 2014
  5. Girl go ahead write your number down before i don't want it anymore.
     
    #25 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 7, 2014
  6. if you were a hobbit, i'd slay you first ;)
     
    #26 -Until_TheAshesOfEden_Fall-, Apr 7, 2014
  7. What do you say we go back to my room and do some maths: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
     
    #27 GranniePanties, Apr 7, 2014
  8. Ohh shit.. The granny won this one.
     
    #28 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 7, 2014
  9. In that case bow

    Baby i'm like milk, i'll do you body good 

     haha
     
    #29 GranniePanties, Apr 7, 2014
  10. If i were to see you again, i wouldn't slay you because your not THAT ugly <3 i flatter hearts every where i go
     
    #30 -Until_TheAshesOfEden_Fall-, Apr 7, 2014
  11. Nah you just killed it.
    I don't like milk.
    Never drank it before and never will.
     
    #31 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 7, 2014
  12. you're almost as hot as my flame thrower <3 almost
     
    #32 -Until_TheAshesOfEden_Fall-, Apr 7, 2014
  13. How much does a polar bear weigh? Hopefully enough to break the ice.
     
    #33 Nunya, Apr 7, 2014
  14. Are you a hobbit?, coz i've been looking for you <3
     
    #34 -Until_TheAshesOfEden_Fall-, Apr 7, 2014
  15. baby, i'll make you scream like a hobbit ;)
     
    #35 -Until_TheAshesOfEden_Fall-, Apr 7, 2014
  16. Noobbit your pickup lines have got cheese all over them.
     
    #36 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 7, 2014
  17. No wonder your body isnt looking any good  milks good for it
     
    #37 GranniePanties, Apr 7, 2014
  18. Nah, milk is good for your bones. My body is fine.
     
    #38 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 7, 2014
  19. Then again i grew up with tea so.. It's extra fine.
     
    #39 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 7, 2014
  20. can you see that huge line of chicks wanting me? Nah me either. Date me D: ^…^ works every time
     
    #40 -Until_TheAshesOfEden_Fall-, Apr 7, 2014
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