Bad Pick Up Lines

R u a library book be cause I wanna check u out

 

A: Are your parents artists?
B: Why?
A: Because you're a work of art

 

A: Have you ever seen an Angel?
B: No, have you?
A: Yeah, she/he is right in front of me

 

I know this one!

 

The dress looks nice on you, but it would look better on the floor

 

Haaave you met Ted?

 

Hello...let's bang

 

How cute

 

Can u spank me? Cause I failedy class

 

Did you know the alphabet is messed up because u and i should be together

 

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your
chest?

 

I hope you have a license because you r driving me crazy

 

Do you know our relationship is messed up it should be me and your mother not you and I

 

Fuck me the way your mom fucked the pie

 

Love me like I fuck you kbae. Our loves and fuck go hand to hand together its a collaboration

 

I'm soooooo using this

 

Maybe someone said this, but srsly another one of these threads?

 

You look like my sister.