Bad Pick Up Lines

I should be Nutella so I can spread those legs

 

I have unlimited WiFi.

 

Lol Ali 

 

Are u Peanut butter cuz your easily spread

 

Nice legs...what time do they open?

I like the shirt but you know what? It would look better on the bedroom floor!

 

Roses are read violets are blue. I have a gun get in the van

 

Do u have bad grades? I guess another D wouldn't be bad

 

Do u like chicken?... i have no chicken. But i have a rooster

 

Roses are red violets are blue i guess i wouldn't look bad next to u

 

Did u know therr is going to be seven planets tomorrow. After i destroy uranus tonight

 

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Girl- no but it hurt when i crawled up from hell

 

Guy- did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl- no but it hurt when i crawled up from hell

 

Lmfao nice

 

Did you wash your clothes with windex?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.


Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

You must be there cure to osteoporosis because Im definitely gaining bone density.

 

Let me be a chicken nugget and take a dip in yo sauce.