Reposting yet again with a few more. I think they're updated
Winston = Marceline
Emma = Kylie
Jean = Zelda
Zelda = Winston
Marceline = Rogers
Rogers = Reinhardt
Reinhardt = Wanda
Wanda = Jean
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Capricorn = goat knight
Cancer = crab knight
Virgo = noob knight
Gemini = twins knight
Taurus = bull knight
Aries = sheep knight
Leo = Lion Knight
Pisces = fish knight
Libra = scale knight
Aquarius = bucket knight
Scorpio = arachknight
Sagittarius = arrow knight
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Guys = (elves) majestic stallions
Girls = (robots) high-tech robots
Boys = (ferengi) elves
ATA = dad
April Fool's = Black Friday
WTF = Don't worry I'll fix everything, add me
Fix = invent
Add me = Thank you, next
RP = tax advice
Daddy = accountant
Hot = rhyming
Please = (Sparks joy) peas
Dirty = minty fresh
Dom = actuary
Pimd = pimj
Wall me = (write me a 20 page manifesto outlining the righteousness of your cause) send me a post card
Man = Easter bunny
Woman = Santa Claus
Lol = that's NOT funny
looking for = I have no need of
Dorm = jorts
Sexy = under the table
Bored = (cheap) inspired
Chat = (assertions that you're finished in this town, pal) [tell you that you're finished in this town, pal] rap battle
Cheap = hungry
Love = will sue
Hmu = computer parts for sale
Noob = hot asf pumpkin
Friend = chain enthusiast
Funny - quite amusing
Text = Oxygen
Only = Or whatever really
Bed = jail
Fish = Magikarp
Sub = notary public
Kinky = crusty
Oml = Oh my lanta
Meme = nothing
Older = inflatable
Shut up = That's fascinating, please tell me more
Boobs = knuckleheads
Young = wrinkly
Cheating = performing surgery
Idgaf = needs more cheese
Detailed = sensibly priced
Omg = oh my garters
Naughty = medicated
Rock = la Croix
Pet = PIMDimal
Dog = evee
Sucks = is bae
Water = la croix
Mineral pal = avocado PIMDimal
Np = unacceptable
Stupid = (Sparks joy)
Sugar = salty
Lonely = easy
Pm = post-modern
Is good = Sparks joy
Master = maestro
What's going on = I'll tell you what's going on, wall me
High = wise
Room = pants
Farm - cuddle
Strange = luce
Famous = underground
I hate = I'm cuckoo for
I'm done = I'm just getting started
Gf = gluten free brownie
Bf = butterfly
Omfg = oh my fancy garters
Bring roles = Bring rolls and butter, we're out
Confused = turned on right now
Drugs = video games
Prank = permanent change