Reposting again with updated terms. And they're still changing Emma = Kylie Jean = Zelda Zelda = Winston -- Capricorn = goat knight Cancer = crab knight Virgo = noob knight Gemini = twins knight Taurus = bull knight Aries = sheep knight Leo = Lion Knight Pisces = fish knight Libra = scale knight Aquarius = bucket knight Scorpio = arachknight Sagittarius = arrow knight -- Guys = (elves) majestic stallions Girls = (robots) high-tech robots Boys = (ferengi) elves ATA = dad April Fool's = Black Friday WTF = Don't worry I'll fix everything, add me Fix = invent Add me = Thank you, next RP = tax advice Daddy = accountant Hot = rhyming Please = (Sparks joy) peas Dirty = minty fresh Dom = actuary Pimd = pimj Wall me = (write me a 20 page manifesto outlining the righteousness of your cause) send me a post card Man = Easter bunny Woman = Santa Claus Lol = that's NOT funny looking for = I have no need of Dorm = jorts Sexy = under the table Bored = (cheap) inspired Chat = (assertions that you're finished in this town, pal) tell you that you're finished in this town, pal Cheap = hungry Love = will sue Hmu = computer parts for sale Noob = hot asf pumpkin Friend = chain enthusiast Funny - quite amusing Text = Oxygen Only = Or whatever really Bed = jail Fish = Magikarp Sub = notary public Kinky = crusty Oml = Oh my lanta Meme = nothing Older = inflatable Shut up = That's fascinating, please tell me more Boobs = knuckleheads Young = wrinkly Cheating = performing surgery Idgaf = needs more cheese Detailed = sensibly priced Omg = oh my garters Naughty = medicated Rock = la Croix Pet = PIMDimal Dog = evee Sucks = is bae Water = la croix Mineral pal = avocado PIMDimal Np = unacceptable Stupid = (Sparks joy) Sugar = salty Lonely = easy Pm = post-modern Is good = Sparks joy Master = maestro What's going on = I'll tell you what's going on, wall me High = wise Room = pants Farm - cuddle Strange = luce