1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart

I've gotten kicked out sooo many times.
1- strip tease in the kids section.
2- take down the fence for the bouncy balls and let them all loose.
3- have a cross dressed fashion show.
4- wheel chair racing in the gardening section
5- deflate all the basketballs.
6- eat their cheerios.
7- make out with a stuffed animal.
8- ride scooters down lingerie section singing I just had sex.
9- make condom balloons.
10- thrust into the cashier.
11- tip the claw machines over.
12- tell a kid what a cunt is.
13- blow up rubber raft, start a hose in the gardening section and say your kayaking in the sahara desert.. I like the strip tease the most. I'm banned from 2 wal-marts. XD
 
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