1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart

 play laser tag in
wall-mart

 

a food fight in the food section

 

or a pillow fight in the bedroom stuff area 

 

WALMART FIGHT!!!

 

or sexy time in a bed  ive seen ppl do that before

 

Do it in the pillow basket and no one will know... Just b quiet that might b difficult but

 

omg

 

take a  in one of the toilets that everyone can see

 

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

Holy shite ur evil

 

the ones that r up for display** those ones I couldn't think of how to put it before lol

 

Go around opening packages and then say "I decided I didn't want this" and drop it on the floor

 

I've gotten kicked out sooo many times.
1- strip tease in the kids section.
2- take down the fence for the bouncy balls and let them all loose.
3- have a cross dressed fashion show.
4- wheel chair racing in the gardening section
5- deflate all the basketballs.
6- eat their cheerios.
7- make out with a stuffed animal.
8- ride scooters down lingerie section singing I just had sex.
9- make condom balloons.
10- thrust into the cashier.
11- tip the claw machines over.
12- tell a kid what a cunt is.
13- blow up rubber raft, start a hose in the gardening section and say your kayaking in the sahara desert.. I like the strip tease the most. I'm banned from 2 wal-marts. XD

 

Release anthrax and shoot many people in the wall mart

 

Ride a camel through the store and throw mints at people u pass

 

I usually hide with a nerd sword and jump out at people and attack em

 

Nerd sword lol it's nerf sword

 

Take pictures of peopleand try to sell them back to them claiming it is there soul

 

Walk in and grab 7 bags of chips and walk back out