Would you be my friend if...

[Wife]

Yes,
Would you be my friend if i ate your dog?

 

[*j1mb0_slice (01)]

Yes
Would u be my friend if I I slammed a revolving door on you?

 

[*SuperSerial (01)]

NEVAR!

Would you be mine if I ate your brain?

 

[*FashionablyOnTime (01)]

Depends what are eating cuz if it was my arm no leg maybe

 

[*j1mb0_slice (01)]

Would u be my friend if I lived in a box down the street?

 

[*FashionablyOnTime (01)]

YES I'd be ur best friend!!!

 

[*FashionablyOnTime (01)]

Would you be my friend if I ate your taco??

 

[*j1mb0_slice (01)]

Yay lol what if I stole ur left foot?

 

[*j1mb0_slice (01)]

And yes I'd be ur friend if y stole mytaco

 

[*FashionablyOnTime (01)]

I'd be pretty upset with you but I guess so

 

[*FashionablyOnTime (01)]

Would you be my friend if I pooted in your food

 

[-Kelina-]

Wubmfi I stole ur super cute puppy?

 

[-Kelina-]

No

 

[*j1mb0_slice (01)]

Maybe Wat kinda food?

 

[*FashionablyOnTime (01)]

Hmm a burger but you didn't know til after you were done

 

[*j1mb0_slice (01)]

Would you be my friend if I punched u in the back of ur face

 

[*FashionablyOnTime (01)]

Idk how hard?

 

[*j1mb0_slice (01)]

Over medium

 

[*FashionablyOnTime (01)]

Yeah but I'd Hutu back

 

[*j1mb0_slice (01)]

I'd hide behind this 