It's JoPo Time

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 16, 2013.

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  1. What day of the week do fish hate the most?




    Fish are unable to feel hatred.
     
    #41 ltachi, Oct 16, 2013
  2. A man was walking along the beach when he spotted a magic lamp. Excited for his three wishes, he picked it up and started rubbing it. Turns out it wasnt a magic lamp.
     
    #42 ltachi, Oct 16, 2013
  3.  magic lamp 
     
    #43 _____SmeIIy----_--__, Oct 16, 2013
  4. Two black guys walk into a bar.
    The bartender takes their orders, and they enjoy their drinks.
    They then pay the tab, leave a generous tip and take a taxi home. It was a lovely evening.
     
    #44 ltachi, Oct 16, 2013
  5. How do you wake Lady Gaga up?



    You set an alarm for a reasonable time.
     
    #45 ltachi, Oct 16, 2013
  6. Lmfao
     
    #46 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 16, 2013
  7. 
     
    #47 -Ahli-LovesMike, Oct 16, 2013
  8. How do you drown a blonde?




    Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops struggling.
     
    #48 ltachi, Oct 16, 2013
  9. Why did the blonde get fired from the M(and)M factory?



    Repeated absences and stealing.
     
    #49 ltachi, Oct 16, 2013
  10.  oh my god,
     
    #50 Player11171305, Oct 16, 2013
  11. lmao
     
    #51 Bella-Decker, Oct 16, 2013
  12. Why is 6 afraid of 7?


    Numbers are notational symbols and don't have feelings.
     
    #52 ltachi, Oct 16, 2013
  13.  Geek jokes. Amazing.
     
    #53 Player11171305, Oct 16, 2013
  14.  they're not geek jokes, he just knows his english well
     
    #54 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 16, 2013
  15. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?




    The Holocaust.
     
    #55 ltachi, Oct 16, 2013
  16. 
     
    #56 -Ahli-LovesMike, Oct 16, 2013
  17. JoPo has fallen asleep but he'll be back later
     
    #57 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 16, 2013
  18. omg is this what I missed when I fell asleep at almost 5 this morning?
     
    #58 __BLU__, Oct 16, 2013
  19. Yup
     
    #59 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 16, 2013
  20.  Jop did all this for me?
     I'm so close to having a panic attack
     
    #60 -Friday4-, Oct 16, 2013
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