Why did the chicken cross the road? It was startled by a loud noise and crossed the road to get away from what it thought was a predator.
A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave after realizing the danger of this situation.
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says “Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!” But the cash register attendee doesn’t speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he’d need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn’t advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
A black man, a hispanic man, a jewish man and an asian man are sitting at a bar. A fine example of an integrated community.
A sexual predator and a school boy walk into the forest. When they stop at a clearing the boy says "wow, mister, is sure is dark and scary in these woods" The sexual predator slowly turns to the kid but doesnt have a chance to say anything because police rush into the clearing and tackle the predator. It was a sting operation and everything went according to plan.