 pick up lines

[JudgeJuryExecutioner]

Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you..


Let's play titanic, you be the water and I'll be the ship and I'll go down on you.

 

[shan]

Lulz. Awesome.

 

[AC_slater]

Here's a great pickup line: are you stupid? Cause you started a dumb thread.  what do I win. No need to respond as I don't care what is said.

 

[shan]

Lol. Ac you're a child that can't let anything go.


Anyone else have good ones?

 

[_lllMrA-HerArmorlll_]

 As expected of assspankingsexgoat.

 

[shan]

It's a nice name.... Lol jk

 

[*XxDarkFallenAngelxX (01)]

iv actually never had a pick up line used on me lol if they did i would laugh soo hard 






Sam

 

[shan]

Lol me too. But it's so awesome!

 

[shan]

I'm so proud

 

[-Immortals-ReignOverMe-]

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me??? Bahahaha that's my favorite.

 

[shan]

Daaw hi rainbow

 

[Taboo]

I can't taste my lips can you taste them for me?
♧♧Pear♧♧

 

[*Ema_xXx (01)]

My toungs gone numb...help me wake it up

 

[shan]

You guys are awesome

 

[Taboo]

xD
♧♧Pear♧♧

 

[*ChelleBelle1207 (01)]

Me n the girls laugh at pickup lines, me n the ex used to joke with one that's really not all that appropriate. But i will say the worst I've gotten is you're absolutely beautiful id love to marry you and divorce you....
Or the guy that came up and asked if I'd like to be his future ex wife....
I've gotten "oh you own a house, I'd like to date you" like that's gonna work... I think pick up lines are terrible.

 

[Guys-Already-Dont-Date-Me]

There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait I'm missing 5; U R A Q T

 

[Ninja]

 seriously what ever happened to

"hello my name is <insert your name> what's yours?"

 

[shan]

It was overused

 

[ToG-Epic_Popsicle]

^ True