 pick up lines

[TMI-CandyCornerDoll]

PANERA BREAD!!!!


Hell Yes.

~Ari

PS. I'm positive PANERA Bread knows me by name. 

 

[shan]

They used to know me.

Until creeper would creep on me.

And then I stopped going.

 

[_lllMrA-HerArmorlll_]

Lmao
Gozi. With your aussie accent no wonder boop fell for you 


But another thing, I'm 17 so need for pickup lines has not shown itself much.

Teenagers just go by looks  But i am charming  I say the truth, not being full of myself.

 

[esBOXER]

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow, shall I call you or just nudge you?

 

[shan]

Lol I've had the same BF for almost 4 years. Anniversary is on Friday the 13th. Weirdddddd.


He never used pick up lines. Lol. But he got me

 

[esBOXER]

People call me Gozi, but you can call me tonight

 

[_lllMrA-HerArmorlll_]

 Sure ill take boop out. What time should i pick her up? 

 

[shan]

Seriously Gozi. These are awesome.

 

[esBOXER]

Excuse me do you have any raisins? [no] How bout a date?

 

[ZEN-TROLL-]

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.


Want to try an Aussie kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under.



 

[ZEN-TROLL-]

Gozi, nice website your using

 

[esBOXER]

Actually these are ones I remember

 

[shan]

I like them

 

[esBOXER]

Ever tripped over a tree? [no] how bout a root?

 

[ZEN-TROLL-]

Omg, I almost forgot that one. Haha

 

[shan]

Hahahah

 

[esBOXER]

I've got the F, the C, and the K, now all I need is U

 

[ZEN-TROLL-]

To a stranger:
[naughty f word] me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

 

[Amplified]

Excuse me can u help me catch my dog? I think he ran into that cheap motel across the street

Best one ever

 

[esBOXER]

Hey! Wanna play war? [WHAT?] Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the **** outta me!