THE MOST CRAZIEST THING YOU HAVE DONE

Wow I've got a letter of recommendation from a senator..
stole my teachers pen because it was neon pink...
Wrote a letter when I was 7 addressed to a ghost and left a crayon next to it hoping for a reply when I woke..but no reply just a furious mom thinking her little girl has gone nuts and is involved in bad things that might have influenced me to write a deep letter to no one...FAIL-.-
Almost fell out of a roller coaster
Forgot to bring underwear to swim-team practice so I had to go all day feeling weird ..ew
Prank called my grandma
Ate seafood :p
Forgot my friend was black and had a racist conversation awkward silence
Btw I'm not racist
Ran away when I was four ...to my neighbors house
Recorded my mom skateboarding
Telling guys that ask me out "no , I'm going to be a nun...god is way hotter...has a567pack of abs and created the world until you can compete with that ...I'm good"xD
 
I took a pen from a bank went back and said: I wanna speak to the manager 
Manager came said:... Yes?
I said I robbed your bank 
Guy goes white ready to call the cops, I say: here have your pen back 

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This creepy guy had been following me for the past 3 weeks in a nightclub... One night I got sick of it and went up to him gave him my sexiest smile and whisper in his ear: do you like to fuck?
He gave me a smile full of hope and said: yes
I then screamed: then go fuck you
I smiled and walked away 

Strangely enough I never saw the guy again 
 
At 15 I fell over drunk in a corn field and messed up the fan shaped ligament in my right foot. I had physio for 6 months and was signed off from phys ed for the entire year. Re-bloody-sult.

All I can admit to without getting silenced 
 
Ok mine....now I gotta think hard so I don't get silenced bro (mop)I have jumped off a lot of  n never broken a bone but got real drunk one night tried to kick a window (idky) missed the window n broke my toe on the wallum....I've raced cars never lost ....I just realized most of the crazy stuff that I've done ain't pg
 
A combination of running 10km every single night and having a strict low carb/low fat diet until I achieved the weight I'm at now. 

Been maintaining my figure by running the same 10km 2-3 times per week now. 
 
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