Once I was going home from work, it was about 2/3am... I was pissed off so I decided to walk home... Two guys come up to me and one had a knife, he starts saying: I'm crazy I'm crazy!!! I stop... Look at him... Start laughing like crazy, grab him and start dancing valsa with him in the middle of the park... The other guy pulled his friend and started shouting: let's get out of here she's crazy!!!
Got tazzed for trespassing at my own school .. Running from security with friends across baseball field
I Khadafi'd a man with a lit roman candle. I beat a mascot in a staring contest. Simon from American Idol gave me a good review. I attacked a brown bear, black bear, polar bear, and a grizzly bear in the same day. I am, the most interesting man in the world.