 pull up the toilet seat

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Mar 30, 2014.

  1. Your thingy might get flushed with the water man. Don't ever sit!
     
  2. When you piss so hard that the force makes the water jump to your arm then you sniff is.
     
  3. It feels like the first time that you've fa****.
     
  4. When you wake up with a chubby and unleash your morning pee and you can push for a long while.
     
  5. When you take a dump and the shit is so big the water splashes your ass.
     
  6. We turned this thread into shit lol...,
    Literally.
     
  7. When you get a stiffy while pooping and you drop a poop so the water plops to your thingy. Also when you lay on the toilet with your thingy inside playing hockey with the poop.
     
  8. I'm so glam, I pee diamonds! 
     
  9. And no, it doesn't hurt. ^ my awesomeness hurts tho
     
  10. Banana, you just described the best pleasure this world has to offer us.


    Except taking it up the butt.. That's good too.
     
  11. UPDATE -AmandaKay- has officially left this thread
     
  12. Bye Amanda. Don't forget to piss backwards.