Busting one while peeing WHILE taking a huge poop WWHHIILLEEE sneezing and getting punched in the face. Omg.... I felt the pleasure of sex 3920x fold.
You'll never know what pleasure is until you try pissing while sitting... then your **** suddenly touches the toilet water.
No.. I once took a piss while sitting down... You know what I felt? Like my man-hood was slowly being taken away...