In the midst of all the silence,
And beneath the iron rules,
I'm more than just a sentry,
Looking out for wayward fools.
I am everything you've dreamed of,
And yet all that you demean.
How can I explain me, when
I'm hidden behind a screen?
I'm biased and inefficient,
Another violation there never seen.
Here's a bypass that I missed again,
Another wall I didn't clean.
But when I do my job this time,
It's suddenly an abuse of power.
You say I'm doing it all the time,
As if I'm watching by the hour.
I try to explain or defend myself,
But because I do, I'm mean.
How can I then satisfy your needs,
When you see me a machine?
I'm human, too, but seriously,
The fact just never sells.
But when it gets right down to it,
I'm just like everyone else.
We're a misfit of sandwiches,
A jerk and everything between.
How can you see just who we are,
When all you see is green?
Here we have a campaign to save our poor moderators!
They have been abused far too long! Here are some statistics I have gathered!
And we have a poor moderator who has come forward. His/her identity has been hidden, of course.
So, please.
SAVE THE MODS