You will die from having a knife shoved down your throat while a crazy maniac sings Barney songs and slices off your skin for a flesh coat
Three tons of One-Hundred dollar bills will crush you, pulverizing every bone and organ, causing death. The good news is..... You died rich :lol:
Zombified teletubbies will trample you to death while rushing to eat Barney, your best friend. They don't see you, you're not in your Big Bird costume
$300000000? Cool You'll die when Dr. Doof decides to drop the money he stole off a random person's 'body' on you.
You will die because you will stab yourself with a butter knife as you are buttering your bread. The butter knife won't do much, just scare you, but as you're jumping backwards, you step on a sharp knife and slowly bleed to death.