The Death Game

You will be crushed by a life sized sculpture of a T-rex

 

You will die because socks.

 

Ull die in the hunger games

 

Getting killed by consuela 

 

U will die from haveing your eyes gored right out of your skull as your organs slowly shrink causing extreme and aganizing pain as i laugh ,_,

 

You will be swarmed by mindless boy band fans as they flock to a concert, being slowly and violently trampled to death

 

You will die because you are ratchet.

 

You will die by being smothered from the fluffiness of a polar bears fluffy behind

 

As an old person 

 

You will be mauled by Bunnies. Not regular bunnies, mutant ninja bunnies with laser eyes

And Az I hated that song you made me listen to

 

Death by cell phone ingestion.


No. You loved it. I was there. No side convos. Only death. DEATH. 

 

You will die by a creepy stalker

 

Death by rare and (obvs) fatal laughter. It'll sit on your lungs and bite them.

 

Ronald McDonald will get you.


He's always watching you.

 

You'll die from JB's and Rebecca Black's songs 

 

I believe small children will slowly stab you to death with plastic spoons 

 

You will die by choking on a toothpick.

 

Thousand of spiders

 

Oh god why...
How did you now I hate spiders.

To: person above

 

You will be swarmed by millions of tiny maggots that will burrow under your skin and lay eggs in you, those eggs will hatch and the babies will eat away at your insides. Enjoy