Whoever Wins This Contest Will Get A Tank

Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?

If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down
 
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Picture contest Entry!
 
Epic gamer- guess what my grave stones going to say when I die? Noob-what?
Epic gamer- respawning in 3,,,2,,,1,,, 
 
Well that's embarrassing, I posted on your wall  here's my entry, it's the same 

Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling it brings. 
 
Funny competition
One day a man and his girlfriend are watching tv in a room..
A person breaks in a ties up the woman on the bed and ties the man to a chair
The man gets in very close contact with the woman
It looks like he is kissing her chest
Then he goes to the bathroom
Dialogue while the robber is in the bathroom:
Boyfriend:Honey hang tight okay,be strong.You are very beautiful so I understand why that guy wants to rape you,just stay strong for me,for us
Girlfriend:*chuckle*
boyfriend:what
Girlfriend:that guy told me that you are very sexy and he asked me where the Vaseline is,I told him the bathroom
Boyfriend:
Girlfriend:stay strong honey *laughs*
 
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