Rap Battle Thread

 waiting for the wanna be cholos to come out and busta rhyme

 

Kk responding like the weak ass rapper I am.

Yes I'm a chinita,
But I'm a Bonita.
You're challenging me to a rap battle
That you can't even handle.
Why am I wasting my time
When you're only worth a dime.
I sprout, you rot,
I scout, you're caught.
Go ahead and call me a chinita again
I'll make sure you'll only descend

this is weak af :cry:

 

You'll make sure I descend?
I'll make sure you roll, crash and burn, and that you reevaluate your life.
Bonita? Stop daydreaming sweetheart, lemme wake you with a slap to the face.
Hopping on your back and make you freeze up, like a dog that humps a strangers leg and pees on it

Crappy rap. I cri everytiem

 

No support

 

On topic plz

 

What the crud did I just read?
Was that a third grade poem?
My god it was horrible,
Just cry and go home.
You need Jesus,
Need a thesis,
Go eat some Reese's Pieces.
Yeah slap me
So I get hit by reality
That I am better than you think I could ever be

 

Who is this God you speak of?
Some figment of your imagination?
Jesus? I think you meant Jesús
No look at this, you're spitting nonsense, too rip on me you need to take a breath and let the beat flow through your body, now try it again, with enthusiasm

 

Ok ill stay on topic
But most of these raps are dog ****

All night fam ill teach your girl how to pop it




I'm not as skinny as I used to be so it's Mr chuba chubs giving her the chuba chuba,

I'm a sucker for love and I ******* love a sucker, but that's your baby momma ahh I'm a mother ******

 

Whet? ^

 

He say him name Mr Chuba chuba

 

? my raps ds dnt make me go hard

 

Don't give me that enthusiasm crap
When you bars are like scrap.
Keep up with me
Or go home and take a nap.
Imma slap you,
Imma cap you,
Dig a trench and then just trap you.
You're just rat stew,
You're just cow poo,
I bet 1 grand you already knew.
Shoo shoo cholo
Go find someone
You can't handle me solo

 

You try to rhyme to much. Its freestyle sweetie, nuff said.

 

Pssh Obama your mums the filthiest from all across the lands,
She's been had by several hundred man's,

I was  her the other day and I swear somebody shook my hand.

 

Lil Wayne taught me how to rhyme in grade school ?

 

Justin, im about to bust in
your ear, they call me the number one queer
You better fear
cause im silent you dont hear
creep into your bed like "Ooh dear"

 

Lil Wayne is trashy as hell. Ew get out Obama. All respect lost for you now.

 

I know. That's why I said Lil Wayne 

 

Young money represent 