Rap Battle Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Drifting, Feb 11, 2015.

  1. Box you think that test me?
    You'll get taken out the game like a chess peice,
    Coz ill introduce u to my blade I call Wesley.




    Nuff said G?
     
  2. Credible
    damn dat pussay is edible
    Than I shred it cause it shreddible
    Since im technically a pussay that make me a cannibal?
    Who cares im about to shoot my kids inside you like a cannon ball

    Gift me temptations pls, I need sum stat boost
     
  3. Btw no homo
     
  4. I've had enough of these fakers.
    Just plain out immitators.
    Satan's deciples, aka haters.
    It's time to prepare your riffles, survival of the fittest.
    It's the final round, who will be the first to finish?
    Ha! Rhetorical questions.
    It'll be me of course. I'm a deadly weapon, in my sleep, I'll wipe the floor with any opponents I'm up against in a competition.
    I put em out of commission.
    I'm the Giant, Bigfoot, Goliath.
    I'll pick-up a Lion and consume him for lying,
    he ain't no king of the jungle; I AM!
    I think fast, switch fast, quick fast, quick as, my light body to the third power will triple my lyrics.
    I'm triple the threat, I'm triple my physical flesh.
    I'm telling you, put your money on me then triple your bet.
    This crap is free speech where rhyming's irrelevant,
    I'll melt ya' skin indiscriminately then bury your skeleton!
    My words cut faster than a heated dagger blade,
    So unless you want to get burnt, I'd suggest you stay the fuck away.
    Or I'll bring it to ya, prove you're a loser.
    Beyond the length of this rhyme you have no future.
    Pounce upon you like a puma or some wild cougars.
    In the jungle with my adrenaline juices flowing right through 'em.
    Ima reprogram everything that you're doing,
    Hypnotize the audience you perform in front of to start booing.
    I put it down in the east and I put it down in the west.
    Put it down on paper and put the paper down on the desk.
    In the studio is where I put it down to the test.
    Climb to the very top and pound on my chest.
    I belong on top of the pops not on the bottom with rocks.
    I guess you can't write an infinite rhyme with a finite mind
    That's why rhymes like mine mystify mankind.
    A lot of rappers are ahead of their time,
    But when it comes to rhymes like mine the word ‘time' doesn't apply.
    You have the right to remain silent,
    sentenced to life on an island for terrible freestyling.
    Nobody could rhyme this fluent, nobody ever did what I'm doing.
    Nobody ever spit what I'm spewing.
    I'm the illest alive and i'll prove it.
    I'm in a bad mood 'cause my respect is past due,
    and if you don't think I'm dope yet, this rap'll be your last clue.
    Your whack crew's packed with small fries like fast food.
    Even homeless people make more sense than your raps do.
    Ha, I just owned you! Let this be a lesson to you don't mess with Chichi and Goku!
     
  5. Whys your status say that you want a cheerleader?
    The way you talk sounds like you are a bottom feeder,

    Your flows are terrible,you say I'm edible?
    I can't help it if im just incredible,



    So box put your mom's boob down you shirt lifter, otherwise it'll be me who's busting on your sister
     
  6. Bust on my sister?
    Havent I already busted in your ear mister
    It must be hard to hear did I give your ears a blister?
    Got your ears pregnant with my big twister

    Leave you stuttering with a lisp
    cause next im gonna bust on ur lips
    You can either drink my kids or take em in sips, but careful cause my load is known to sink ships.
     
  7. Sink ships? You need to empty your sac more,
    I'll even give you £30 to pay for a *****


    Your rhymes are all gay are you trying to tell us something?
    Seems like I turn you on m8 that's jus disgusting.


    Here's the point I'd Diss your girl but we all know
    You prefer your other half with a **** and bum hole
     
  8. kids these days and their rap
     
  9. Bump 4 Real Talent
     
  10. Oh this should be good I'm in soon as I finish punishing these rejects.
     
  11. Oh my gawd I hate myself.
     
  12. That was funny lmao
     
  13. I miss Jacob
     
  14. Appreciated*