Kirsten: "Thanks." She takes a sleeping bag and pillow and puts them in the tent. "I'm gonna head to my car, it's just down there. I'll be back soon. My clothes and stuff are in there."
Jack: "Now!" He hisses as he slides over to the tents, making small, unnoticeable cuts in the tops of them.
Zeus He takes a seat on the forest floor, flicking through the pages of his book "How to read buildings: A crash course in architecture".
Kirsten: She reaches the car and looks at Colin with sorrow. "I'm terribly sorry for what I'm about to do." She places a hand on each of his shoulders, then knees him in the nuts and gets in the car.
Colin: -grabs his crotch- owwwww oh the pain just kidding I'm wearing a jock cup for just such an occasion