Selfie Thread

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Luv the ginger facial hair as always
 
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Look at those pointy ass elf ears😂😂

You got that Shrek nose. You could damn near sniff a whole line of coke in one snort. You look like you can smell every scent in the air😂 Dwarf faced, goblin nose havin ass😂😂 You don't even inhale, you vacuum in smells. Fuck using a K9 for drug busts, 12 could use you💀 Bitch, you look like Donkey from Shrek😂💀 You always look like you just woke up, droopy faced ass boy. Somebody could slap da shit outta you and you'd still look tired😂 Pete Davidson looks more rested than you💀💀 And your eyes are so far apart it looks like they had a divorce😂💀 People can't tell if you're looking at them or if you're just looking down. Buckeyed bitch😂 Bitch, you look like Gorilla Grodd from Batman with down syndrome, foh😂😂

You dead ass look like Ol' Dirty Bastard with a box head😂 Rectangular prism head ass💀💀 Yo head built like Sheen's head from Jimmy Neutron😂 Ol cable box head lookin ass. Every time you comb yo hair, it sounds like you're biting into an apple. You body shame people, yet you look like a burnt cigarette. You look like the buffest lesbian fresh outta prison💀 Goofy ass

How you try to call me a black whatever-dumb-shit-you-put when you're the same color of my TV when it's turned off? Yo hairline and skin tone is the same shade of black goofy💀💀 I can't tell where yo hairline starts😂 You look like Caesar from Planet of the Apes💀 Bitch you got a mouth full of 2 by 4s😂 Defective nutty nutcracker with them big ass teeth😂 Your clothes remind me of Iraq, bombed out and depleted. You dress like yo mama picks out yo clothes still💀

You don't clap cheeks either, my guy. You look like you use tweezers and a microscope to beat off to WWE clips of men wrestling😂 My guy, when they used to say, "African Booty Scratcher," they meant niggas like you😂😂

Never seen so many: 😂's in one post.

I counted 19.

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🌺 ᗰIᗪᔕᑌᗰᗰEᖇ ᑎIGᕼTᔕ ᗪOᖇᗰ ᖇᗩᖴᖴᒪE 🌺
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ!? sᴏ, sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴅᴏʀᴍ ɪs ʜᴇʀᴇ. ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀs 😏😉 (ɪ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ʏᴏᴜ’ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ʟᴏʟ)
https://giphy.com/gifs/nycballet-a-midsummer-nights-dream-nyc-ballet-l4FGr8mqLwnqrMlsQ
? ᖇᑌᒪEᔕ ?
𝟣) ᴛʜɪs ʀᴀғғʟᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛs ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ᴊᴀɴᴜᴀʀʏ 𝟣𝟧 ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴅs ᴏɴ ғᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ 𝟣sᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴏᴠᴇʀ.
𝟤) ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ 𝟥 ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs.
𝟥) ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ss ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴏsᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ 𝟣 ʜᴏᴜʀ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀғғʟᴇ ɪs ᴏᴠᴇʀ.
𝟦) ᴜɴʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴛʀɪᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴀғғᴏʀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴs ғᴏʀ ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇ.
ᕼOᗯ TO EᑎTEᖇ TᕼE ᖇᗩᖴᖴᒪE?
sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ, ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴛᴇᴍs ʟɪsᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ᴀs ᴀ ɢɪғᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ( ᴏʜsᴏᴋɪᴛᴛʏʟɪᴄɪᴏᴜs ) ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇxᴛ " ʀᴀғғʟᴇ" ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ɪᴛ.*
* ɴᴏ ʀᴇғᴜɴᴅs
ᗪETᗩIᒪᔕ Oᖴ ᗪOᖇᗰ:
ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜʟʟ ᴅᴏʀᴍ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ ʙᴏxᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ʙᴏᴏᴋᴄᴀsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ.
🌺 ᑭᖇIᘔEᔕ! 🌺
ᖴIᖇᔕT ᑭᒪᗩᑕE ɢᴇᴛs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏʀᴍ!
ᔕEᑕOᑎᗪ ᑭᒪᗩᑕE ɢᴇᴛs ‘ᴀs ɪғ’ ʙᴇᴅ, ʀᴜɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇsᴋ
TᕼIᖇᗪ ᑭᒪᗩᑕE ɢᴇᴛs 𝟧 ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs ᴏғ ғᴜʀɴɪᴛᴜʀᴇ
ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ʜᴜɴᴛ
(ᴡᴀʟʟ, ғʟᴏᴏʀ, ᴘᴏsᴛᴇʀ, ʟᴀᴍᴘ, ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴅᴇsᴋ)
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ʀᴀғғʟᴇ, ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴏʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ.
ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ! ??
Wrong place for this
 
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