zombies are coming 

 I have-
SOME food
A standard set of steak knives
a broom
And the clothes on my back
No car
No ability to drive whatsoever
No shooting experience
Omg I'm unprepared 

 

Secily, asking them for Christmas did the trick 

 

Now I guess I'm up against zombies with a sidetable lamp 

 

Thank god I live near a gun shop! Lmao!  phew!

 

The guns aren't for survival shit though, they're just for fun ._.
Not even hunting

 

Anyway, my friends have the guns covered, and bunch of swords and other misc stabbies.
We have a location picked out and everything.

 

My location: the graveyard
Defense: a shit load of guns
Strategy: shoot every moving thing
Time: midnight
Expected time to live: forever
Other things: knives, flammables
Stupidness level: maximum

 

You can run out of bullets. You should know how to use swords first bc if you don't then it'll suck... And you need to find out how the infection started bc it could be caused by contaminated water or spread through air...

 

Or get a job at a gun shop: fortify the place, knives, guns, shit loads of ammo, rooftop, food, fun shit

 

I have 16 gauge, 12 gauge x2, 10 gauge, 410 shotgun x2, AR-15 full auto/burst/semi auto toggle, .270 rifle x2, 30-06 rifle, .243 rifle x2, .22 x3, 44 magnum, 357 magnum x4 (one for all of us. ).

Ammo included 

 

Yeah, I know how to wield a sword. A gun, never tried.

 

I'm with Beth 
Cause I can't fight 

 

I've got hands, throwing power, and a lot of shit I can throw

 

You should learn how to shoot. It's fun

 

I've shot over about 1/6 of a mile with my .25, fun stuff 