zombie outbreak

Umm...
Weapon: none
Melee: none
Plan: find a supermarket, and stay there. Eat all the food that goes off first, and then the food which takes a while to go stale. What will i do wen the food runs out ?? I hear u ask. Well, since zombies are pretty dumb...

I'll tilt my head to one side, drool a bit, and make moaning noises so that they think i'm one of them untill i get to a different supermarket 

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Secily- 10%

Rations may last for a while, but zombie hordes can smash through those big grocery store windows. And zombies have a natural attraction to LIVING flesh, so your little "act like a zombie" won't help with s***
 
In this topic you need to separate fun from effective

Gun:
9mm of your choice with a laser scope. Accuracy, speed, multiple rounds.

Melee:
Katana. The perfect slashing/thrusting tool. It's also the perfect size. Not too long which makes it clumsy and not too short which u need to keep your distance

Tool:
Entrenchment tool. This is a no brainer. Perfect multi use tool plus if you file the edges it makes for a deadly weapon.

Environment:
Mall is ideal. Most shops have a drop down gate (fun for katana use if swarmed). Food should be somewhat plentiful and plenty of resources.
 
Weapon:
Ump 40
(Small bullets that cost little, yet do ample damage)
Melee:
Crobar
(The best melee weapon acvording to the book world war z)
Extra:
Bow
(I'm an epic shot)
Plan:
Find a seaport with walls and farms, get more people are kick Zombie butt
 
At Alex on first page: I lol'ed.


Gun: my .45 springfield XD
Melee: my short katana? 
Equipment:  I don't have anything
Plan: as cracked.com proved, zombies can't realistically survive in earth's environment for more than a few days (at most) so I'll just barricade myself in my apartment and wait it out.

Their reasonings (the cliffnote version)

7: Natural predators. Once we go into hiding, remember zombies were only human. Bears, tigers, pumas, etc, would rip their decaying flesh apart in seconds. Even wild dogs will see how easy prey they are.

6: The Heat. Zombies are going to rot. Quickly. Decaying flesh in open sunlight? Putrefaction. When bacteria hits heat it'll eat their body apart. Then they'll start exploding. Literally. This is due to bloating from the gases caused by the bacteria. Dry heat will also mummify them 

5: The Cold. Once dead, the body no longer preserves itself from nature. Human bodies are mostly water. Water freezes. Wait it out. It'll happen. Next is freezer burn 

4: Biting sucks at spreading disease. Every successful disease is from a clever way to spread it. Rabies isn't widespread because it isn't very effective. Airborne diseases or sexually transmitted diseases are way more successful. The second the outbreak happens the CDC will be at work fixing it and locking it down.

3: Can't heal. Think of every little thing you bump into on a day to day basis. Stub a toe. Burn your finger on a hot pan. Once dead, all these wounds will add up. You won't be recovering from any of them. Pretty soon they'll take care of themselves 

2: The Landscape. Mountains, rivers, canyons. How coordinated are these zombies? And at nighttime, I bet they'd wander off cliffs even easier. Even in cities, streets are often easily blocked off. Just barricade with a nice steel door, go to the roof and pick off the zombies with a sniper rifle as they parade down the streets like a mouse in a maze 

1: Weapons. Humans created weapons. We kill things for fun. In 2004 there were over 14m people with a hunting license in the US. With sheer numbers that's the size of an army for the entire greater LA area.
Also. Zombies can't reproduce. Their main form of reproducing is their food and their top predator. As cracked put it, that's like having to fight a lion every time you wanted sex or to make a sandwich. 
This is also just guns. Not other weapons. And these are also only civilians (me included). Don't forget the military, the police, etc.

 anyway. That's how cracked puts it. And it's true. I'd just wait it out inside. Watch a few movies 
 
Gun of choice: dual Golden Eagles, I will have lots of ammo >:P
also I want 2 shotguns semi-automatic

my on hand for close combat:

chainsaw that is in my garage, duuh
If you dont accept that bowe knife

my plan?

I assume that internet will not die in this situation and phones work still. There is no real reason why not.
Group up the intellectuals of the community, made sure they are not infected.
Drive to mall or walmart. gather on supplies, meet at rendevous point.
Customize vehicle to be able to shread down zombies or reduce their reach to get me.
Ultimate plan, move place to place and replenish resources, of coarse I have companions, and plenty of girls and guys to mate( we travel in multiple vehicles) use up resources until we cannot find anymore
 
Primary weapon : LSPG9A1 for sniping off the roof top/ ak47u for when Im driven out the building
Secondary/melee weapon : katana- recently sharpened

Plan:
Wait it out getting anything that comes near me because they need flesh will means either die or try making them reckless make the doors and window black out for night, and also gather a couple other people who r uninfected like me to my house to help and bring some supplies and when we run out of supplies all of us will lock-down house and run out will ak47u and raid nearby houses till we get to a supermarket then set up camp there because they have high buildings we will just dominate and set up patrol each floor and keep guard and barricade the glass with trollies and everything that we can't eat.
Then just wait it out make sure you have a ammo shop nearby or something dangerous like am armoury
 
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