Your list of chores

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nemo, Mar 13, 2019.

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  1. Im actually God and shes my wife, we are undercover. Dont tell no one.
     
    #21 Boooooo, Mar 13, 2019
  2. I'm agnostic.
     
    #22 Muschi, Mar 13, 2019
  3. My favorite child will get to be launched with the space craft and accompany Mr.Alien's family on their journey to Earth. :')
     
    #23 Nemo, Mar 13, 2019
  4. Only to become slaves to you and do your tedious, and redundant chores on Earth.
     
    #24 ForeveR-DanK, Mar 13, 2019
  5. Pfttt! What a ridiculous claim that is ? I l-love my children!
     
    #25 Nemo, Mar 13, 2019
  6. How do I disband from this cult?
     
    #26 ForeveR-DanK, Mar 13, 2019
  7. You cant
     
    #27 Boooooo, Mar 13, 2019
  8. Stop dosing the Kool-Aid so my legs work again and I can run away
     
    #28 ForeveR-DanK, Mar 13, 2019
  9. Drink the blue juice, you rebel
     
    #29 Nemo, Mar 13, 2019
  10. A good mom in law would know that I'm allergic to blue food coloring.
     
    #30 ForeveR-DanK, Mar 13, 2019
  11. It's not artificial, it's organic by using butterfly pea flowers. You're welcome. Ily.
     
    #31 Nemo, Mar 13, 2019
  12. I wanna sing to the goats
     
    #32 MiaKhaIifa, Mar 13, 2019
  13. I feel sad for the son in law lmao good luck with these chores kiddo, hope your GF is worth it lmao
     
    #33 Smoked, Mar 13, 2019
  14. The goats will appreciate that very much.
     
    #34 Nemo, Mar 13, 2019
  15. And then mow them.
     
    #35 ForeveR-DanK, Mar 13, 2019
  16. Begone goat murderer
     
    #36 MiaKhaIifa, Mar 13, 2019
  17. In our household we respect animals like we respect our waman. Now behave
     
    #37 Boooooo, Mar 13, 2019
  18. So you see women folk as animals?
     
    #38 ForeveR-DanK, Mar 13, 2019
  19. I got the billionaire part covered k. Take your time coming home
     
    #39 WhoTfIsWesday, Mar 13, 2019
  20. Thankyou my little one, I will be sure to enjoy my time away from you devils.
     
    #40 Nemo, Mar 13, 2019
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