Your 1st Kiss

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Muschi, Jan 13, 2019.

  1. Okay, so I've tried typing about my first kiss like 5 times now. I'm just going to make it short.

    Sophomore year. He was a senior. He was my first kiss. He was also the first and hopefully last person to sexually assault me. Whoop.
     
  2. ^ on the bright side, it's still a better love story than twilight :/
     
  3. LOL NO he didn’t die. He just really wanted a relationship after our ~8 hour first date and I wasn’t feelin it.
     
  4. 3rd grade "boyfriend". Inside a waterslide at our coincidential joint bday party. I went down the slide and stopped halfway then he went down to meet me and we kissed then i went down the rest of the way and a few moments later he went down the rest of the way.
     
  5. My first kiss... hmm.. let's see *looks into the sky as I began to recall that specific event from my head movies* ahem, yeah.. um so like I was nervous af. I was sweating a lot. My hands were shaking and shizz. But like I had to "man up" (I was like a kid at the time) and um I just went for it, you know? It was like 5 mins long. No tongue action or anything. I will always remember my first kiss with my pillow ?
     
  6. So funny story... My first kiss happened when I was a Freshman in HS, my first boyfriend was a senior at the time and we ran Cross Country together. I take things way slower than necessary, he had asked me multiple times before if he could and I always found a reason to avoid it... until Valentine’s Day! He took me to school, got me flowers and chocolates (the works), and we had our first kiss in the High School Parking lot
     
  7. Alright so I was little & he kept insisting on being my friend 'Hey ***** can i be your friend?" Keep in mine we are young & Im on holiday at my papas farm with my two male cousins. #Awkward
    My reply "Yeah whatever I dont care" Well we went to feed the pigs lol then went back for ice-cream. Yeah we were caught doing a lot those holidays from my aunty & uncle. My parents found out amd my mum laughed at me the whole way home while my dad had the most annoying look. LMAOOO
     
  8. My first kiss was with a guy, that now looking back on it was a total jacka** regret giving him my first kiss. Also without tongue he was terrible. Wish this was cuter tbh but its not
     
  9. Dang Fam im sorry to hear this. I would totally whoop his behind if i knew ya
     
  10. Picture this: the year is 2010, I am 11 years old, 6 kids, one game;
    Truth or dare.
    I was sweaty, my 2 week crush, Jason, was sitting beside me, he was soo handsome and was the only boy in my grade who could ACTUALLY juggle. Of course, I was already writing my wedding vows.
    The other girl in the room, Riley, my soon to be ex-best friend kept laying eyes on my dear Jason. Her turn came up quick. “Truth”, of course, how mortal. A boy, Lewis turned to her, asking the fateful question that would soon demolish our friendship, “who do you ‘like’ like?”, he asked with a devilish grin playing subtly on his face.
    She glanced at me quickly before battering her eyes at my J, “Jason”, giggles erupted from around the room, Jason looked away, embarrassed, I stare, fury erupting from my eyes at the traitor sitting across the circle, she didn’t dare make eye contact, but you could see her squirm under my gaze.
    Next up, Jason, “dare” oh god
    A girl, Audrey, “I dare you to kiss..” oh god oh god
    Her eyes fluttered around the circle before landing on
    ME
    I barely registered the sound of my name coming from her mouth, only focusing on the sudden pins and needles spreading across my arm closest to Jason,
    Okay, focus, you’ve got this, you’ve watched ‘Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging’ THREE times now, you’re practically an EXPERT when it comes to kissing,
    I turn to Jason, my lips pouting and ready to be puckered before Audrey yells,
    “WAIT!”, oh god oh god oh god
    “I dare you to kiss with tongue, for TEN SECONDS”, Christ. Tongue. How do you kiss with tongue. I haven’t practiced that before. Tongue, tongue. I looked to Jason, who stared at me with an equally puzzled expression,
    “I uhh.. I don’t know how to tongue kiss”Jason states, whispers of confusion sound throughout the circle,
    Lewis chimes in, “you guys are babies. All you have to do is stick your tongues out and touch them, duh”,
    He has a point, that does sound right.
    Now, back on track, I turn to my true love once again, this time he’s already facing me, his tongue slowly sliding from between his pursed lips, I close my eyes.
    I stick my tongue out.
    We lean in.
    And... and... FIREWORKS
    our tongues touch eachother like E.T’s and Elliot’s fingers, and we sit there, still and unmoving for what feels like an eternity as the circle around us counts down,
    10- I’m in LOVE
    9- will he be my booyyyfriend?
    8- I wonder what we’ll name our kids
    7- will they inherit his juggling skills?
    6- I taste apple juice
    5- take this, Riley
    4- nothing
    WHAT HAPPENED?
    I open my eyes to the sight of Jason wiping his tongue furiously on his sleeve,
    “YUCK”
    Oh god
    “I couldn’t do it for 10 seconds”
    Oh god oh god
    “That was the grossest thing ever”
    Oh god oh god oh god
    “I think I’m gonna call my mum to come pick me up now”

    It is now 2019, and Jason can still juggle and I’m still impressed. The end.

    pls don’t take me seriously I will never not cringe over this story, thank u
     
  11. The only first kiss that means anything to me, is the first kiss between my incredible girlfriend & I.

    For 7 years, I wondered what it would feel like. For 7 years, my heart fluttered every time we spoke. For 7 years, I watched other girls come & go for both her & I. For 7 years, I regretted saying no the first time she tried. Then, at the beginning of the 8th year, I told her how I felt, & she told me she felt the same.

    The timing in our lives was awful, I didn't think anything would eventuate. But I finally worked up the courage to ask her if I could kiss her, just once, so I could finally know what it felt like. She whispered yes, & it was more than I ever imagined.

    Once, turned into twice, twice into three times, & now I've lost count. I get to kiss her every day. But I still feel the same butterflies I did the very first time. It was absolutely worth the 8 year wait. ?

    (Not even sorry for the novel.)

    (And babe, I know you'll forum search your name at some point, so name dropping, just for you. Trashieee, I love you!)
     
  12. Well I haven't had my 1st kiss yet problem I found my 1st boyfriend was a jerk and tried cheating on me like within a week so hell no and after that each and everyone was boring so I stayed in relation like three weeks max in school
    Then college started and I also started working so still don't have time for a relationship
    So here I'm 21 single and no 1st kiss
     
  13. Okay