Why is global warming our fault when cows farting and burping emits more green house gases than us? I think the vegan/vegetarian industry's bosses are actually conspiring to cause global warming so that they can sell their renewable energy sources by convincing us to not eat cows, when in reality, the only way to stop all those cows farting and burping is to kill them all and eat them! We need to stop the evil cows once and for all! Raise arms with me my brethren and let's raid the supermarkets of all their beef products. Plants can only photosynthesize and clean the atmosphere while they're alive, not while they're in your stomach. We should plant all the plants but kill the cows who eat them so that the environment can heal itself! Solar panels are no substitute for plants, nature's atmosphere-cleaning super machine. Look at the cows eating the photosynthesizing grass! Solar panels will never replace grass. Cows are the masterminds of vegetarianism! Just look what they did in India!
Before plants, Cows were telling us to eat Chickens! They own Chick-Fil-A, a major chicken-killing company, and they promoted eating chickens in stead of cows. This is just a side goal now. Here are some examples of their corporatist, bovine propaganda. ... ... ... One or their most sinister acts was actually forcing Albert Einstein to make the symbols in his equation for energy be the same as their motto, thus making people subliminally think about it when doing physics, this effects children from a very early age and gets implanted in their heads
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Party in my Dorm. The combat dynamics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the tactics will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also the community's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterisation of the archetypal pimd player- their personal philosophy draws heavily from Relatable meme literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of despair and uselessness, to realise that PIMD is not just funny- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Party in my Dorm truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Gifts' existentially tacky catchphrases, which themselves are a cryptic reference to Relatable and Classic memes. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ATA Grant's genius wit unfolds itself on their phones. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Hypnocat tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the selfie thread's eyes only- and even then, people have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) before quoting it in a post. Nothin personnel kid ?