No. Do not bring God into this equation. We shan't argue religion right now. Not over this. I've never had a sword before!! It'll be jewel encrusted and sparkly and pure platinum!!
You're pushing buttons, dear. Mainly the red flashing ones that say "DO NOT PRESS" and then the dumb hero presses it and the heroine has to save him. That one? Don't touch that button. I'm not sure you have a heroine.