yo momma jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ChickeNuggets2, Apr 10, 2013.

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  1. Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
     
    #121 ChickeNuggets2, May 5, 2013
  2. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
     
    #122 ChickeNuggets2, May 5, 2013
  3. Your momma’s so poor she opened a Gmail just so she could eat the spam.

    Is this a competition? I think I won!!
     
    #123 *_-McSqueezy (01), May 5, 2013
  4. Yo Moma is like a screen door after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up
     
    #124 *-moose2 (01), May 5, 2013
  5. Yo moma is a carpenters dream flat as a board and easy to nail
     
    #125 *-moose2 (01), May 5, 2013
  6. Yo momma so old when people told her to act her age she dies
     
    #126 _-Beth_-, May 5, 2013
  7. These 'Yo Momma' jokes are so old and used up....














    ...just like your mom!
     
    #127 ltachi, May 5, 2013
  8. Lol love urs jopo
     
    #128 BebyLovey, May 5, 2013
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    #129 ltachi, May 5, 2013
  10. Lol the face
     
    #130 BebyLovey, May 5, 2013
  11. U mama so fat she pulld over for having 10 ponds of crack
     
    #131 joseph58, May 5, 2013
  12. U mama so fat she pulld over for having 10 ponds of crack
     
    #132 joseph58, May 5, 2013
  13. Yo moma SO stupid she got fired from the mnn factory for throwing away all the w's

    Yo moma so stupid someone said it was chilly out so she ran out with a spoon

    Yo moma so stupid she gave birth to u
     
    #133 Sissies4Eves, May 5, 2013
  14. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it"
     
    #134 ChickeNuggets2, May 6, 2013
  15. Yo momma so ugly she made the tolilet sh1t its self

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow shesgot a job in the cinema spitting on the popcorn
     
    #135 Skunk-, May 6, 2013
  16. Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died

    Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class

    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
     
    #136 ChickeNuggets2, May 7, 2013
  17. Yo mama so stupid she forgot how to walk
     
    #137 ManyPeople_Hey1, May 7, 2013
  18. Yo mama so fat that when she asked for a water bed they out a blanket on the ocean
     
    #138 Lilbeast729999, May 7, 2013
  19. yo mama such a mod that im requesting a lock on this thread

    jusssttt kidddding
     
    #139 InactiveZed, May 7, 2013
  20. you momma so stupid she bought a spoon to the superbowl.

    And the fat one bought cereal
     
    #140 _-Beth_-, May 7, 2013
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