yo momma jokes

your momma so poor when i stepped on a cigarrete she screamed who turned off heater

 

These are hilarious :lol:

 

Yo mammas so fat when she runs down the street car alarms go off

Yo mommas so fat she got hit by a bus amd said " who threw that rock "

To mamma so fat when she asked for a water bed they threw a sheet over the ocean


Yo mamma so the back of her neck is like a six pack if hotdog buns

XD follow me

 

Your mamma so stupid she sold her house to pay rent

Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

You mamma so harry she wears deoderant in her feet XD follow me

 

Yo momma so stupid and poor that when she won the lottery... She burned the ticket for warmth.

 

Yo momma so ugly the docter looked at her butt and then her face and yelled twins!

 

your mama so fat by the time she turns around it's her birthday

 

yo mama so stupid when she stops at a stop sign she wait until it says go

 

 y'all are funny.....

 

Yo momma so fat l
She has to have a lifeguard in her cereal bowl

 

Yo mama so weird, she fell down the chair just like that

 

Yo momma so ugly

People hit her with sticks to make ugly sticks 

 

Yo mommas so fat she uses a paint roller to put on lipstick.

 

Yo mamma so crazy she thinks of republicans as botches and democrats as condoms

 

Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the iPhone she made the ipad

 

To momma so dirty that when she stands aganist a building she looks like an alleyway