yo momma jokes

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  1. *her
     
    #41 BebyLovey, Apr 10, 2013
  2. Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback wuz a refund

    Yo mama so dumb dey told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl

    Wall or Follow mee!!
     
    #42 Tyshii, Apr 10, 2013
  3. Yo mamma so ugly that your dad took her to work so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye
     
    #43 *Vampsky (01), Apr 10, 2013
  4. Yo momma has one leg and works at iHop. What's her name? Ilene.
     
    #44 Dr_Madness, Apr 10, 2013
  5. Yo mommas so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family!
     
    #45 *FatherNeo (01), Apr 11, 2013
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    #46 ChickeNuggets2, Apr 11, 2013
  7. Yo momma is so dumb, she bought tickets to Xbox Live
     
    #47 -iMakeItRain-, Apr 11, 2013
  8. Yo Momma So Fat She Weighed Herself And Her Phone number Came Up. 

    Yo Mamma So Stupid, She Sat On The T.V. And Watched The Couch. 
     
    #48 LingLing99, Apr 11, 2013
  9. Phoenix i said that hAha
     
    #49 BebyLovey, Apr 11, 2013
  10. Yo momma so dumb she poop on the basin and thought it was a bowl. Yea men!
     
    #50 c--Savy--, Apr 11, 2013
  11. yo mama so ugly, not even a halogen would bond with her

    chemical burn!!!

    follow me
     
    #51 InactiveZed, Apr 11, 2013
  12. Yo moma so fat when she fell in love she broke it.
     
    #52 BrattyBarbie, Apr 11, 2013
  13. Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles 
     
    #53 ForkYouToTheSpoon, Apr 12, 2013
  14. Yo momma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
     
    #54 *Ameelia123 (01), Apr 12, 2013
  15. Yo momma so fat when she lays around the house she really lays AROUND the house
     
    #55 *-Tak3-M3-Away- (01), Apr 14, 2013
  16. What you say about my mama!
     
    #56 *VT-Mrs_Badass_Bon (01), Apr 14, 2013
  17. Yo momma?i love yo momma. She makes the best cookies
     
    #57 Koolzer, Apr 14, 2013
  18. Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow a skittles started poppin out
     
    #58 -___-PRiiNCESS-___-, Apr 14, 2013
  19. Your momma so fat she disowned you

    Youre so ugly that when you were born she threw you out the window and drove over you with a bus with 30" rims! Then she cleaned that mess up with your clothes from the baby shower.
     
    #59 Koolzer, Apr 14, 2013
  20. Your mama so old her breast milk is powder
     
    #60 Savvy_Dame, Apr 14, 2013
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