YO MOMMA JOKES!

[TERRORISM]

Ok I start first YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE BROUGHT A RULER TO HER NAP TO SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT!

 

[-Nephirus-]

Now accepted. Against the ToU as insulting or offensive messages.

 

[-Nephirus-]

Not accepted*

 

[TERRORISM]

It's just a joke chill ur such a party crasher

 

[TERRORISM]

Get a life

 

[-AC-blockey-]

Insulting is used pretty damn loosely neph lol.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this thread. :| bet you can't beat that 

 

[*Thesecretinevertoldyou (01)]

Mean.

 

[*__Patrick__ (01)]

To momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued...
Yo momma is so fat she broke two branches off of her family tree.
To momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter

 

[Buddy100and1]

Yo mamma so stupid, she uses caps lock to get a lame joke across.

 

[-AspiringGoziBear-]

Your momma so fat I ran out if gas trying to drive around her.
Your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.


 

[--MizNatie--]

Um... Who is bron insulting? I believe he just made this thread for s and giggles

 

[*GettingFancyWithMyUsername (01)]

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw *90210 was on a scale.


BOOM! 

*for those who dont know what 90210 are.... Its a T.V. Show....

 

[toasty12]

Your mamas so Stupid she vote for Obama! BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!

 

[shan]

It's just in the ToU for some weird reason.

It's the weirdest rule I've ever seen.... Lol

 

[ltachi]

Ummm....

Yoda's momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Cuz yoda's not real. So it's not insulting anyone 

 

[--MizNatie--]

Radically you stole the one I was about to put... So I put...

Yo mommas so fat, when she steps on a scale it says "no livestock"

Yo mommas so fat, she broke a branch in your family tree

 

[*Josh-PIMD (01)]

Yo momma so fat, when she jumped out of the window, she got stuck in the air!

My momma so stupid, she gave birth to a boy with the attention span of - oh look, chairs! Butterflies! Sponges!