YO MAMA' THREAD!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Eledrania, Aug 24, 2013.

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  1. ? You all are so mean to my mother ?
     
    #21 War-King, Aug 29, 2013
  2. ?your mother is so ugly, not even a halogen will bond with her.

    (credit to my old chemistry teacher Mr Haas)
     
    #22 Dr_Zed, Aug 29, 2013
  3. Yohh Moms So Fat, She Have To Dry Her Clothes On The Drive-Way
     
    #23 *EddiePugh (01), Aug 29, 2013
  4. Trampolines were called jumpolines in 1993 until to mama jumped on one.
     
    #24 TheSagittarian, Aug 29, 2013
  5. You mama is sooooo FAT she sat on my iPhone and turned it into and IPad

    Yo mama is so DUMB she grabbed a news paper put it on yo T.V and said " look we got paper per view "

    ( just messing around )
     
    #25 empathy12321, Aug 29, 2013
  6. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
     
    #26 ltachi, Aug 29, 2013
  7. Yo momma teeth so yellow, traffic slowed down. 
     
    #27 iCandy, Aug 29, 2013
  8. Yo momma so Ugly She scared the S#$@ Out of the toilet.
     
    #28 iCandy, Aug 29, 2013
  9. Yo mama so ugly of said the devil is a lie
     
    #29 Juicyjazmine2, Aug 29, 2013
  10. Yo mama áss so big, she uses a curtain to wipe it!
     
    #30 Jordiii, Aug 29, 2013
  11. Yo mama so stupid she went to the gas station to get gas
     
    #31 -PHS-Female_Body_Inspector-, Aug 29, 2013
  12. Yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
     
    #32 oceanblue2001, Aug 29, 2013
  13. Ohh!I got some!...here they are........ Yo mamas so hairy BIGFOOT takes pictures of HER. ........... Yo mamas so ugly she gives Freddie crouger nightmares! Yo mamas so ugly shoes the reason sonic runs fast!.........
     
    #33 oceanblue2001, Aug 29, 2013
  14. Yo mama's so old she got a signed copy of the Bible.
     
    #34 gardenGn0stic, Aug 29, 2013
  15. What did my mom do to you?!!!
     
    #35 -_-Tae_The_GoodGirl_GoneBad-_-, Aug 29, 2013
  16. Yo mamas so dumb she stole free bread
     
    #36 The_Summer_Glau_Lover, Aug 29, 2013
  17. Yo mama's so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately greater volume of water than people with less body mass.
     
    #37 FallenAngel12321, Aug 29, 2013
  18. what do you have against my mother? She may not be perfect to you, but she is to me.
     
    #38 -N_G-TheSlenderman, Aug 29, 2013
  19. Yo mummy is sooo fat she look like a fat melting ice cream with no legs
     
    #39 Vanessa6677, Aug 30, 2013
  20. Yo mama like the hardware store10 cents a scew
     
    #40 -T_L-Emoji, Aug 30, 2013
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