YO MAMA JOKES 

Yo mama so fat she went on an airplane and turned it into a submarine.

Yo mama so fat she walked past the ocean and the whales came out and started singing, "WE ARE FAMILY"

Yo mama so smelly she's actively destroying our ozone layer.

 

Yo momma so fat she sells shade in the summer

 

Yo mama so ugly her vibrator need Viagra

 

Lmfao

 

That.... Was..... Hilarious! 

 

I think Diamond Supply Co won this one....

 

Yo mama so ugly they changed Halloween to her birthday 

 

Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps

 

Yo mama so fat you have to take a train just to get on her good side

 

Yo momma so fat, her stretch marks spell 'Big Bitch' >.>

 

Yo mommas so ugly after she was born her mom said" what a treasure" than her dad sad" yeah let's go bury it"

 

Yo momma so fat, she gets on a scale and it says "To Be Continued..."

 

Yo mama so fat when she gets to the amusement park kids wanted to ride her

 

Yo mama is so fat she got baptized in Sea World with her family

 

 that's one big mama 

 

Yo mamma so fat her clothes come in three different sizes, large, extra large, and Oh My God it's coming!!!

 

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I hope my 3 jokes win