yes, yes it is true

I lol'ed really

 

My dream girl has to look like my Call of Duty class - flawless.

 

Damn that's gonna suck, it's probably not flawless cuz you ain't MLG

 

I'm not MLG, BUT I GOT YOUR BITCH ON MY D. OOOOOOOOOHHHH

 

Princel is a 1  jerk

 

You have his hand on your D? Thats weird bro

 

Go drown yourself in Cortana's ass, noob.

 

Master Chief kicks your CoD noob ass!

 

Captain Price would turn Master Chief into a soft party noob.

 

Captain Price sucks Master Chief's plasma grenades!

 

Who's captain price?

 

Master Chief deepthroats Captain Price's sniper.

 

What's a deep throat?

 

A character from Modern Warfare 1,2, and 3.

 

Master Chief's pistol is bigger than Captain Price's sniper!

 

What's a master chef? Like someone who is the lead cook on a boat?

 

Master Chief is a catfish. Never showed us a selfie.