Yes? No?Maybe?

Psssh ummm WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN.....I'm sorry we don't sell mangos *hides in corner*






Which would u rather die from a granny hitting u with her purse....or a rabid donkey attack?

 

Or.




Do you think these snozzberries taste like snozzberries?

 

Maybe since I don't know what they are  is sheep molestation wrong? Even if you're the last person alive?

 

Yes.

DO YOU LIKE PUMPKINS?

 

No I don't




Why is my name DSK?

 

Because you don't like pumpkins.

Do you taste the rainbow?

 

Yes I do it tastes good




Are unicorns real?

 

Yes


Will u marry me?

 

F*ck no! 



Would you rather get raped by jack the ripper, or fingered by captain hook?

 

No



Would you rather smoosh a puppy in your outstretched arms?

 

Oh Hèll no!




Do you love me?

 

No.



Does the narwhal bacon at midnight?

 

I'd say no



What's narwhal?

 

An aquatic unicorn.



Why are grandfather clocks called "grandfather" clocks?

 

because grandfathers make them


Why did i just read this whole thread?

 

Because you were interested?



Why can clownfish switch genders?

 

Because they are Clownfish


Why is the smiley  one of the most frequently used smileys on here ??

 

Cause god loves the infantry


Why is chicken so delicious?

 

Bc i cooked it

Why there so many comercial on tv

 

To make money off children who like flashy toys


Who many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?