BWEHEHEHEHE SO YOU'RE THE BIT** THAT TOLD THAT BIT** THAT IMMA BIT** WELL LISTEN BIT** IT TAKES A BIT** TO KNOW A BIT** BIT** That's my joke behehw
Ok so my cousin is 4 and he was picking his bugers onece is mom told him not to pick them or his brain would come out and one day his mom made a prank that her brain came through her nose and he was so scared he peed helm self and he never picked his nose ever sence
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May I see your licence? Lady: What does it look like? Officer: It's a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over'.
I'm under 800kcs A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called W.hore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really
My noobiest 1st day in club... Club mates: farming time! Me: What seeds do u plant?. Farming in pimd is different!
Man gets pulled over... Cop: Are you aware that you were speeding? Man: I was just trying to keep up with traffic sir. Cop: there *is* no traffic! Man: That's how far behind I am.
60% of people text during sex. Do you play this game during sex? WELL DO YA?!!! Ahem but the 60% thing is true