Poltergeist. Would you rather get attacked by a bear or get stabbed 1,000 times with pins and needles?
Jump down a ten storey building. Would you rather step on a lego in the dark or bang your pinky toe on the coffee table in the dark?
Eat the spiders! They're actually not too bad once you get over the legs Would you rather get hit with a giant flyswatter twice or be forced to hit tiny people with a flyswatter all day with no breaks?