WOLF ROLEPLAY!!

*starts boiling potatoes whilst singing a happy song about goblins*

 

*tells my cubs not to eat the goblin mans potatoes*

 

*eats your cubs for calling me a man*

 

*steals your potatoes while your munching on my babies*

 

*thinks meh. He can have them, they were mushy anyway* omnomnomnom

 

I love mushy potatoes as much as I love the thrill of the touch of the wind through my silken coat on a midnight hunt! Beautiful.

 

*picks fur out of teeth using a wolf cub rib*

 

*goes on a massive binge to get over the bad times*

 

*burps*

 

*gets thrown out of the pub for groping the land lords mum*

 

*joins chicken for a kebab on the way home*

 

Yay *grabs some ketchup for that*

 

Ew. Cheese FTW

 

Noo ketchup goes with everything, *cheese and ketchup*

 

Cheese and ketchup I'm ok with.

look, an elephant! *snaffles chicken's kebab*

 

Yuuss glad you agree!
*looks for the elephant then bursts into tears when I can't find my kebab *

 

*feels guilty so regurgitates a bit for chicken*

 

Omnomnomnomnom

 

Growls - you too are messed up

 

Paws takon