A million years ago male and females had this big gambling game. Like a coin toss. But it was a rock. One side smooth one side mossy. And well, most males won the coin toss of pregnancy cept seahorses and other animals coz... You know. Life.
Babies come from... Trees. That grow in special forests. Carried to parents by storks. Humans are man searching for who they are. That's why who sounds like hu. Pimples are gross because your body is fighting back. It's like.. The body's way of farming you
I believe in Revolution because it sounds cooler. If evolution is real then I wanna beat it up for not working fast enough to take my wisdom teeth away. Who doesn't have a voice? But I have like uh... 3 voices. One of me, a narrator of my life and a talking puppy.
Art is a brain fart but with pictures. Nutella is like the world's way of saying sorry for WW2. Bathtime = Cleanliness = Godliness
You are a girl because the sperm that would have made you a boy tripped before the finish line. 69? Well why do dogs chase their tails?