Wish maker, Wish Breaker

*TiffanyOdair (01) · Dec 22, 2011

Granted. But the Charlies all flew back to Rainbow Mountain 

I want more people to be active in my RPs

Anastasia_McDreamy · Dec 22, 2011

Granted. But all the active people are above 60 and are pedos and pervs.

I want a nacho

Brother_Matt · Dec 22, 2011

Granted. But there is no more cheese to dip the nachos in. Bummer!

I want a kiss. 

*TiffanyOdair (01) · Dec 22, 2011

Granted. But it's an elephant that kisses you.

I want happiness. 

Anastasia_McDreamy · Dec 22, 2011

Granted. Happiness is a killer whale

Anastasia_McDreamy · Dec 22, 2011

I want the moon

*TiffanyOdair (01) · Dec 22, 2011

Granted. But the moon explodes while you're on it. Goodbye.

I want a mansion. 

*Ha10 (01) · Dec 22, 2011

Granted but the mansion collapsed!

I want a dog.

Wife · Dec 22, 2011

Granted, but the dog turns out to be a raccoon in disguise.

Oh, and the raccoon has rabies and attacks you.

I want some sleep pills
I'm wired 

*Ha10 (01) · Dec 22, 2011

Granted! But those were surgical anaesthetic and you slept....................
FOREVER!!!!!