Firehose* Dratted autocorrect. Although, goodness knows, he and the firemen have a lot in common. They all work with hoses, where if you don't hold it /just/ right, you make a terrible mess.
Omg Abby remember when Winn fixed leaky pipes in a sexshop or something and gay guys were checking him out
shut the hell up jeni thats not even funny Abby i really dont think pressure washing would work.
What, can't handle a hose with that much strength? I'm surprised, Winn. I thought you liked the powerful ones.
it's ok to admit when something's too much for you, Winn. We don't want you to throw your back out...again... And, mind you, I know that pressure-washing may not take care of the smell. But at least it might wash away some of the gunk that's built up. At the very least, that should please jeni.
And jeni and I have never had trouble pleasing each other. In multiple languages. Clearly, the kink is in your side of things.