Obviously we aren't that dense. You're most likely 14, based on your username. It's either your age or a lucky number or something. Not that much older/younger than the rest of us.
Alright guys, I know were all best buddies and you all clearly love me because I'm fantastic. But I deleting the app because tbh its really fucking boring. I know I'll be dearly missed, don't cry too much. Cheese out.