Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone?

[CheesePuffs]

And I was in the back of the truck, they toke my hostage cos they wanted my good looks 

 

[_ELLY_]

You were in the truck to im one blind driver

 

[*Mork_The_Dork_From_Ork (01)]

She wanted sprinkles on her cone, and got shit instead !

 

[*_Alice_In_Wonderland_ (01)]

Ikr

 

[IXx_LORD-X-MAN_xXI]

So i could give her some RP

 

[*_Alice_In_Wonderland_ (01)]

I rather throw you away humbug

 

[*Poohluvhoney (01)]



What did the blind and deaf boy get for christmas?


Cancer 

 

[_ELLY_]

I don get it pooh

 

[*Poohluvhoney (01)]

Haha it's an anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

 

[_ELLY_]

i get it now

 

[*Poohluvhoney (01)]

How do u make a plumber cry?

U kill his family. 

 

[Guys-Already-Dont-Date-Me]

.....BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

.-.

I'm done now.

 

[*Poohluvhoney (01)]

Does anyone want something less violent?

 

[Glanas]

Yes

 

[*Poohluvhoney (01)]

Ok. Um...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We're both lawyers."

 

[Guys-Already-Dont-Date-Me]

Q: what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

(*I watch too much ICarly*)

A: Anybody can roast beef but NOBODY can pea soup.

......


BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BAHAHAHAHAAH

.-.

Otie dotie, I done now :3

 

[_ELLY_]

Mate did she say buttersock?
Is it a sock...
Full of butta?

 

[Guys-Already-Dont-Date-Me]

HIGHFIVE MAN HIGHFIVE

Dont you hate the letter Q?

 

[*Poohluvhoney (01)]

What's big, white, and falls on you from out of a tree?

 

[*_Alice_In_Wonderland_ (01)]

Clouds