Why are girls so fat?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zault, May 10, 2018.

  1. Like every day I always slide into their DMs and hit them up with something like this:


    For real why won’t you give me attention?
     
  2. support
     
  3. I will if you learn to love all eight of my chins.
     
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  4. Go post with the idiots
     
  5. I only love girls with 9 Chins sorry
     
  6. /Thread right there. Lame
     
  7. Next I’m gonna try being nice and hope they don’t notice I’m lonely, maybe try something like this:

     
  8. so are your conversational skills
     

  9. Enjoy 
     
  10. You’re lost mate.
     
  11. You’ve lost, mate.
     
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  12. No support
     
  13. You’ve lost, mate.

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    I tried fixing it, praise me k
     
  14. I love you, k
     
  15. Name of the game: Cherry picking via the best light possible. Inferior game. Won’t be playing. Kudos. It’s can be quite a pleasant feeling. Especially if you’re one for appealing to the masses. Not that you’ll understand what I’m saying but oh well. I tried.
     
  16. With English written like that, is it even a surprise nobody can understand what you’re saying?
     
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  17. Translation: "Fatty. Post a selfie with the rest of those idiots."
     
  18. Play with my bellybutton